The Spirit of Creosote

The spirit of Creosote is embodied in consistent characteristics across the different timelines in which he appears, and in the day to day life he appears in ours. The primary characteristics are:


 * Deliberate and knowing lack of concern for ones fellow human beings, particular in areas which will benefit you.
 * Short sighted and ignorant plans and actions.
 * Incompetence of all kinds.
 * Fraud, dishonesty and deceit of all kinds.
 * Lazy use of nonsense or out of context words and noises as a substitute for proper communication.
 * General incoherent grumbling at what are perceived to be highly unreasonable and worrisome things going on in the everyday world.
 * Immense and uncontrolled childish delight at the prospect of food, holidays, theme parks, merry go rounds, cars, politics, tax records, receipts, cash machines, airplanes and much much more.
 * Enjoyment of holding prominent positions and performing roles for their own sake more than to actually be productive, examples have included: owning various Football Clubs and attempting to coach teams, running theaters in London and New York, holding numerous political positions, being head of almost any department imaginable in any kind of organization and more.